Tuba

The only instument that matters.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.

Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.

Girl: So you're in Band?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?

by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba November 05, 2012

Tuba

The Sexiest instrument of and the greatest union EVER

The
Union of
Bad
Asses

Tuba player: man i have the best instrument BITCH
Band geek: I can do my Eb scale on trumpet but i wish i played tuba
Tuba Player: Its Cause we're sexy!

by TubaPower July 12, 2009

The Tuba

When you blow into a girls ass and air comes out her mouth.

Kaden: I gave my bae Jessica The Tuba last night and she loved it.

by PinkMan80085 July 04, 2023

Tuba

The best instrument ever!!!

A large brass instrument. Tuba

by lg342 July 05, 2011

tubas

It's the way portuguese young people call you tube. Tube=Tubas, because, in portuguese, most common words in plurar end in a "s".

"Já viste o vídeo no tubas?"
"Ela pôs o vídeo no tubas!"

by NunoLmaoN July 06, 2008

Tuba

THE SUPERIOR INSTRUMENT!!! Despite its HORRIBLE stereotypes.

Wow, I just broke my balls with this tuba!

by Kakaiah Zasian November 14, 2020

Tuba

An instrument named after a hot Turkish girl. One can successfully say that they fucked a musical instrument.

When I was in Istanbul last week, I banged a Tuba!

by AlJerryZeera March 23, 2022