Motel Sunburn 

When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.

I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.

So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!

He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.

Motel Sunburn by iceman 69 November 15, 2010

Miami Sunburn 

When you finish on a girl's back, rub it in like sun screen, and.......slap her on the back of the neck.

We didn't get any color when we were down south, so I gave her a good Miami Sunburn

Miami Sunburn by Thehornynarwhal February 10, 2020

New Jersey Sunburn 

When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.

Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"

New Jersey Sunburn by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010

Mississippi Sunburn 

The act of having sex with a girl on her period while she is on top. Her blood then drips between your thighs and heats and dries resulting in brownish funky smelling thighs.

That girl didn't tell me she was on the rag last night now I've got a serious case of Mississippi Sunburn.

Mississippi Sunburn by Sachmo114 February 22, 2010

Filipino Sunburn 

While getting a handjob, the girl grabs the penis jerking both ways. The result: a deep red "sunburn"!!

Dan: Ohh, my dick still hurts from last night.

Frank: Dang, what'd she do to you??

Dan: She gave me a Filipino Sunburn

Frank: Ouch dude.

Filipino Sunburn by ohhsunburnXP May 10, 2010

Sunburner 

“Sunburner” is an ethnic slur/racial slur for tanned people or someone who got sunburned by.

*shaggy got home from the beach*
Shaggy’s kid: hey dad
Shaggy: what
Shaggy’s kid: you’re being a sunburner today
Shaggy: stfu

Sunburner by New words I made January 18, 2023

Accutane Sunburns 

It means something bad happening with a good ending or goal

Damn I broke my foot, but now I don’t have to work for a while. Accutane Sunburns.

Accutane Sunburns by frebreezy September 25, 2023