Retrosexual 

One who partakes in intercourse with apes.

Hit TV show 'Rape an Ape' is a bizarre insight into the world of retrosexuals and retrosexuality.

Retrosexual by chinballs December 16, 2008

retrosexual 

A person who loves things retro like a NES or something like it

TCK:Come see my NES and SNES they are cool!!
Ozzy:God your such a Retrosexual

retrosexual by The Console King December 28, 2005

Retrosexual 

Person who has a strong attraction to people from the past.

Katie is a retrosexual because she wants to have sex with James Dean

Retrosexual by DJ Fluff and Stuff April 26, 2010

Retrosexual 

A person who loves retro things like a N.E.S.

The Console King:Have a look at this nes and snes i have and i love them!!!
Ozzy:You are such a retrosexual!!

Retrosexual by The Console King December 28, 2005

retrosexual 

A transsexual who decides to revert to his/her former gender.

Danny, having lost his job and insurance during a fit of outsourcing, could not afford to pay retail for his hormones and in the true retrosexual form, was forced to revert to being Deb once more.

retrosexual by andrjsh March 18, 2009

Retrosexual 

One who maintains a Metrosexual lifestyle; even though the fad is so yesterday.

Dude, plucking your eyebrows is so retrosexual.

Retrosexual by Doc Richmond March 23, 2011

Retrosexual 

Someone who was sexy back in the day and now they're not.

"Dang yo I saw this old Madonna video the other day on TV; she was definately donkey punch worthy back in the day"

"Yup you know it now she's Retrosexual,definately past her sell-by date!!! Choo-Choo...Next stop Surreal Life!!"

Retrosexual by Greg H. December 26, 2008