King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."
by Mandernaught May 13, 2011
by Planking Professional July 10, 2011
Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.
Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."
by Git Law May 26, 2011
by McMarina May 16, 2011
When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.
Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.
by Myagooshki May 23, 2011
The absolute stupidest shit ever. Come on, who finds this entertaining? I'd rather get my face ground off with fine-grit sandpaper. Slowly.
If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.
If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.
by Leo Stark July 22, 2011