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4 definitions by Myagooshki

 
1.
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
by Myagooshki February 20, 2011
 
2.
Pronounced (FUH-zee-wig)
What you say to someone who coughs or hiccups. Similar to "God Bless You".
Person 1: *Cough!*

Person 2: Fuzziwig!
by Myagooshki November 19, 2010
 
3.
When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.
Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.
by Myagooshki May 23, 2011
 
4.
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.
I am constantly scratching my beard region whenever I get cactus chin.
by Myagooshki February 20, 2011