All Of You Are Wrong... a Hot Carl is performed by pressing one's unwiped anus onto a doorknob, so that the next person to use the door gets a slippery handful of shit. Named after a bitter, unpopular delivery driver. It has also been referred to as a Greasy Pablo,Greasy Pepe' and a Steamy Dave.
Jeff went to open the front door at work and realized he'd been given a Hot Carl
I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!