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hot carl 

When you take a shit in a sock and beat the living daylights out of someone.
You ready for a hot carl!
hot carl by Stanly July 21, 2008

Hot Carl 

All Of You Are Wrong... a Hot Carl is performed by pressing one's unwiped anus onto a doorknob, so that the next person to use the door gets a slippery handful of shit. Named after a bitter, unpopular delivery driver. It has also been referred to as a Greasy Pablo,Greasy Pepe' and a Steamy Dave.
Jeff went to open the front door at work and realized he'd been given a Hot Carl
Hot Carl by Jonny Five May 18, 2006

Hot Carl 

When anal sex occurs and the receiver Inturn performs oral sex directly after anal.
I need to brush my teeth after I gave a Hot Carl last night. My mouth tastes like actual shit
Hot Carl by Cookie Leroux February 13, 2017

Hot Carl 

I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!
Hot Carl by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

hot carl 

Receiving oral sex while defacating.
Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.
hot carl by Shweetbox May 16, 2005

Hot Carl 

The act of shitting off the side of a tugboat while underway.
The Captan pulled a hot Carl today because he was so fucked up on spice he couldn't walk down the steps to the bathroom.
Hot Carl by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016