2 definitions by frenchfriedpotaters

Cold Carl

When you get schooled by a retard.

Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."

Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."

Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"

by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

Hot Carl

When you get fucked by Sling Blade.

I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!

by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009