Shweetbox's definitions

tonguejack

To lick furiously with intent to stimulate or destroy. Usually tongue jacking is done to the asshole, cooter, or nuts.

My shitboxwas in need of an immidiate tonguejacking due to the massive load my boyfriend just blew on it.
Also see...toungejack.

by Shweetbox August 4, 2005

half-o

A half ounce (14g) of ANY illicit drug. Usually used describing weed or cocaine amounts.

G-money-"I just got my issue today mayne"

Killerfred-"how much you got nigga?"

G-money-"just a half-o, lets get crackin"

by Shweetbox August 4, 2005

crapcock

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.

"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

hot carl

Receiving oral sex while defacating.

Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.

by Shweetbox May 16, 2005

scramp

A beautiful,bangin', chick, whom you would bone on the spot. Also known as a dime.

Jessica Alba is and will always be a scramp.

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

shweetbox

Shweetbox is a non-vulgar way of saying shitbox. It use is perfect for open, public communication for those who are hip to your jive.
Ben S. And D.L. in the summer of 1998. Developed for use while at work in front of customers and management.

"That chicks pants were so low I could damn near see her shweetbox, frankly, I'd like to tonguejack it.

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

tweakfuck

A person who abuses/uses methamphetamine or any other form of stimulants. Usually characterized by uncannily sheisty behavior ending in felonies and loss of teeth.

"Damn, my lightbulb is missing again! Tweakfuck strikes AGAIN!"

by ShweetboX September 11, 2006