Dog handler

A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.

As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.

Dog handler by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

dutch handler 

when i grab my dick with my hand, and you grab my arm and shake it really fast.

hey jill if you come give me a dutch handler you wont be cheating on your boyfriend...

dutch handler by chris corrado December 17, 2008

Pussy Handler 

It's the P.H. in Neil Patrick Harris

NPH:"You know what the P.H. stands for?"
Kumar:"Patrick Harris"
NPH:"No, Pussy Handler"

Pussy Handler by mesmatthews December 16, 2008

Hollywood Handler 

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.

Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.

Hollywood Handler by Pale Rider August 2, 2007

professional meat handler 

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

professional meat handler by Attica91 September 5, 2008

Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

Fart Handler by bruno6 July 10, 2009

daniel handler 

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.

Daniel Handler=Lemony Snicket

daniel handler by indiaLPC February 6, 2006