Pussy Handler

It's the P.H. in Neil Patrick Harris

NPH:"You know what the P.H. stands for?"
Kumar:"Patrick Harris"
NPH:"No, Pussy Handler"

by mesmatthews December 16, 2008

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Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.

Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.

by Pale Rider August 02, 2007

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Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

by bruno6 July 10, 2009

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daniel handler

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.

Daniel Handler=Lemony Snicket

by indiaLPC February 06, 2006

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play handler

A word used black-outedly, either under the influence of alcohol, mary j. uana, mushrooms, or a combination of those, to describe a video game controller.

Drunk friend: "I wanna kill people. (referring to GTA IV) Gimmie my play handler."

Not as drunk friend: "You're drunk."

by One Eyed Joe February 04, 2009

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