Hairpie Hugger

A jock-strap like device worn by women to prevent their excess vagina skin from sagging and hanging out of their shorts or skirts.

(WARNING!: A Hairpie Hugger is not to be worn with thong due to recorded side effects of possible braintooth, iphone malaise, finger grumblage and minor heart explosions.)

"Hey....I couldn't help but notice your vagina is hanging out."

"Oh shit! I forgot to wear my Hairpie Hugger."

Hairpie Hugger by DougBoyFresh July 13, 2009

hairlinemaster 

A person (usually a man) who is a witch ( even if it is a man) that has complete control over anyone's hairline, the only hairlines that they don't have control over are hairlines of fellow hairlinemaster's.

Don't piss off that hairlinemaster or he will make your hairline start receting.

hairlinemaster by Hairlinemaster November 5, 2020

Hairrings

Used for all those times when one has wanted to wear leggings but hasn't time to shave their legs. Instead, the culprit shaves the area which is to be exposed. Resulting in HAIRRINGS

He took off her leggings only to expose a pair of hairy legs neatly shaved around the ankles.....

'I wish I'd shaved properly and not kept my Hairrings on' she thought blushing....

Hairrings by Meezie13 January 28, 2010

Receding Hairline 

Ksi's forehead

That guy has a hardcore Receding Hairline.

Yep kinda looks like ksi

Receding Hairline by VrikkenVisagie February 11, 2019

hairline 

something you don't have

your hairline is like my best friend: imaginary!!!!!!!

your hairline spells janky in cursive!!!!!!

hairline by Tofunator June 18, 2010

mcdonalds hairline

Glob_Frank

why frank got a mcdonalds hairline

mcdonalds hairline by ayelmao123 August 15, 2019

Hairline 

When the corner of your hairline is receding so much so that it looks like a right angle.

Jake: "Oi bruv, are you losing your hair?"

Rhys: "What?!"

Jake: "Yeah bruv. It looks like a right angle in that corner."

Rhys: "You're right my hairline's fucked."

Hairline by Glyndwr February 23, 2017