gronk

An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.

The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

gronk

a male version of a skank; "one who gets around"

"look at that gronk, that's the fourth chick he's made out with tonight"

by Trav the Gronk February 20, 2006

gronk

to savagely hook or punch an annoyin person for example your friendly neighborhood rapper`

jroc & basco: we hate mtown rappers

d-dot & smeegs: we the best in the world we smoked blunts wit donald trump

*jroc hooks d-dot(gronk) nd basco gronks smeegs

by R.B.A March 6, 2008

gronk

Elite, strong and powerful. It's the best thing in the world.

Gronk is the most important thing in my life.

by gronkyman73 January 22, 2020

gronk

a provincial term used by surfies from the midnorth coast of nsw, australia with similar meaning slut or ugly slut

she's such a gronk i could punch her head in

by obi1666 February 21, 2003

gronk

defication

I have to take a gronk.
I just gronked in your toilet.

by pekka head October 14, 2003

gronk

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke

man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.

by james August 7, 2004