1) a codeword used by many to describe the act of masturbation or masturbation with pornography
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
1) bro one: Hey, bro are you going to school today?
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!
by Big T and the Boyz May 16, 2012
1) A really dumb game that gives old guys excuses to get away from their wives to swing sticks at balls.
2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
by violentchick15 October 23, 2007
A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.
Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 29, 2008
I had a good game of golf with the missus last night
also, crazy golf: sex while drunk and unable to tell ur actually boning a shemale
also, crazy golf: sex while drunk and unable to tell ur actually boning a shemale
by jiminy cricket August 30, 2003
A game where you hit a white ball with a metal or wooden stick. certain *clubs* do certain things such as a driver which you do for the first shot. A sand wedge gets your ball otu of the sand but sometimes it doesnt move and you get fustrated as you drop shots hitting the ball out of the sand and then you go mad and decide to smash the club you are using.
The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on.
Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on.
Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
Ooh lets hit that ball shaped rock with a stick and try to get it in the hole, watch out for the traps.
by idefinedaword March 7, 2005
by lukehodges August 4, 2010