2 definitions by violentchick15

golf

1) A really dumb game that gives old guys excuses to get away from their wives to swing sticks at balls.

2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

Heeeeeey Frank, listen I'm just a little horny, so waddya say we go play a little "golf"?

by violentchick15 October 23, 2007

jolene

A song originally written by Dolly Parton about a woman with flaming red hair with whom Dolly's man is obsessed. In the song she pleads with Jolene not to steal her man.

The White Stripes do such a kickass version of Jolene you almosst forget Jack White is begging a woman not to take his man.

by violentchick15 October 23, 2007