A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
by Archie2K April 17, 2004
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A PC way of saying you need to shit at work.
Ahh man i feel sorry for the next fella going to the toilet. I just took a massive golf
by Krispy Kreme :) October 10, 2019
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a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!
golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009
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Spelling the word "flog" backwards...
He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006
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A game invented by the Scots a long time ago. A good escape from doing your urban, busy-body, depressing crap. Also a good way to meet cute guys.
Have you ever been to a golf camp? Buah-ha-ha!
by maybealice June 30, 2004
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WHITE GUY: Do you play golf?
BLACK GUY: You mean like as a caddy?
by Max-a-Badman October 20, 2015
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