Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
1. Its next to impossible to get hurt playing it, and requires extreme skill and precision to play (anyone who thinks different has never played it and cant)
2. It is the ONLY!!! sport that you can play for 3/4's of your life, people from the age of 8 up to 70 can play.
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!