Funt

When someone does not only portray fucker like qualities but is also a cunt.

I can't believe you did this to me you fucker, you cunt, you funt!!!

by Mandee Lou March 6, 2008

Funts

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.

Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.

by hunterloveslexitomato November 4, 2018

Funt

If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".

She is such a stupid "Funt".

by Babybear;) March 7, 2019

Funt

Fucking Cunt.

When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.

You need to grow up and stop being such a funt.

by GoldenMom November 23, 2020

Funt

When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.

Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”

by Coolditch July 18, 2020

Funting

the act of fanny hunting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 6, 2003