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a shortened expression for "I'm freakin' going to!"
Mom: "Son,go clean your room now!"
Son: "I'm Funta! Gimme a minute..sheesh!"
Funta by The Boxman December 14, 2007
FUN-TA
1.to raise up and perform said act in the near future
ie. I am going to get down in the near future. -becomes- I funta get down.
I funta get down.
I funta marry you one day, I promise.Now get back in the kitchen sheet.
I funta ask you one more time fool.
Yo, we funta watch a foreign film, do you mind subtitles bitch?
Can't I keep him paw? I was funta name him Yeller.
FUNTA by ________________ February 12, 2006
F-U-N-T-A. A.K.A Fuck You In The Ass.

EFF-U-N'-TA-EH
Cool guy: Hey dude, have you heard the song Hybrid Moments by The Misfits?

Noob: The Misfits suck, you should listen to DC talk insted you big dummy.

Cool guy: FUNTA that and FUNTA you.
FUNTA by Zravis August 15, 2005
I stg, imma funta 😠
Funta by Rambo911 February 2, 2023

Funtabeulicious 

Flawless, Fun, Funtastic, Fabeulous, Beautiful, Delicious
Everyone needs some Funtabeuliciousness in ther life...

dick fanta 

Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.
- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."
dick fanta by njk15 October 6, 2016