Moving Forward 

Overused buzzwords used mainly in the corporate world.
These unnecessary words are consistently used to denote something new in a company; be it a policy or a procedure.
Their use is totally fucking stupid, since there is no way to start using new procedures in the past. These words are filler and an example of verbal diarrhea.

Dave mentioned during the meeting that to reduce the amount of skidmarks in our underwear we should be sure to use at least five panels of toilet paper moving forward.

Moving Forward by gasman3 July 20, 2008

3 forward 

Most often pronounced 3 ferd

A male that undergoes breast augmentation and hormone therapy however maintains his genitalia and presents himself as a member of the opposite sex to unsuspecting victims. 3 forward refers to the two breasts and the penis, with all three appendages being forward the rest of the body.

As your wing man, I’ve got to stop you right now. I’d bet a grand that chick you’re talking to has got 3 forward.

Did you hear Kenny took home a 3 ferd last night? He says he was too drunk to know what he was doing...

3 forward by 3forward April 11, 2008

forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.

"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"

forward fart by Catherine M. December 19, 2006

forwardiot 

An idiot who keeps forwarding shit to you

If that damn forwardiot sends me ONE more link to hotplumbersandtheircracks.com, I'll kill him.

forwardiot by A Cann May 25, 2007

unfortunate forward hairline 

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

unfortunate forward hairline by sticky tech January 8, 2012

Fast Forward Time 

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.

Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

Fast Forward Time by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009

Fast-Forward Movie 

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).

Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."

Fast-Forward Movie by NUTCRUNCHER April 8, 2010