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delayed shatification 

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.
delayed shatification by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016

delayed laugh 

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said
is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
delayed laugh by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Delayedest 

It’s when u are delayed but you are the delayedest outta everyone
We are all delayed I’m just the delayedest outta the delayers
Delayedest by Lovebunny21 June 29, 2019

Delayed Gratif*ckation 

A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.

delayed smoke 

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away
That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up
delayed smoke by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020

love decahedron

When you are in a love relationship with 9 other people.

Similiar to love triangle
So are you in a love traingle?
Nah mate, I'm in a love decahedron
love decahedron?
like a love traingle but with more people
love decahedron by herpDerp October 17, 2012