13 definitions by fuckalight
you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high
friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
if you’re seeing this on a snapchat story 9/10 times this is a thirsty middle school girl who actually wants you to ask her what’s wrong and tell you all her problems and force you to deal with them. this is decieving as fuck and a thirst trap. steer clear of someone who says this
hella thirsty 8th graded: “no one hmu only the real ones know what i mean. they know who they are”
a caring and sensible person: what’s wrong
8th grader: well it’s all started on a gloomy afternoon in july......
a caring and sensible person: what’s wrong
8th grader: well it’s all started on a gloomy afternoon in july......
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
1: when you’re so high you start comparing your friends to weird ass shit
2: when you feel it’s necessary to stomp around with your arms out in a modified t-pose on the way to the fridge. this is when a lot of delayed laughs come in.
2: when you feel it’s necessary to stomp around with your arms out in a modified t-pose on the way to the fridge. this is when a lot of delayed laughs come in.
friend 1: dude why are you walking like that?
friend 2: dude i initiated full yeti mode
bro you look like a whole ass yeti OMM you’re on full yeti mode
friend 2: dude i initiated full yeti mode
bro you look like a whole ass yeti OMM you’re on full yeti mode
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
this term is used when someone says something that you didn’t want to hear. this is the default when you don’t have a comeback or you want to completely ignore what ever a person said.
person 1: trump is a great president
person 2: y’all hear sum? i sure didn’t.
my ex said he still likes me...y’all hear sum?
person 2: y’all hear sum? i sure didn’t.
my ex said he still likes me...y’all hear sum?
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush
friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high
friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high
friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush
by fuckalight March 2, 2019