Armstrong starter

CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.

Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.

Armstrong starter by QuacksO November 1, 2011

Armstrong Lie 

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

Armstrong Lie by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Armstrong bc 

Armstrong bc is a shit hicktown town full of old people and farmers and nothing to do the most you can do is play frogger in the highway

Armstrong bc is a shithole

Armstrong bc by Shithole of a town February 8, 2019

Armstrong the fuck out of you 

A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.

''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''

Armstrong the fuck out of you by NOWAYHOEZE June 1, 2022

Armstrong effect 

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon

"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"

Armstrong effect by tsddan December 30, 2023

Armstrong effect 

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon

She said to me "I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". I replied " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"

Armstrong effect by tsddan December 30, 2023

armstrong-like 

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole

your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.

armstrong-like by spcrro October 7, 2025