Plank

A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.

Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.

A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?

B: She’s a plank.

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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.

D: Walk the Plank!

by Bricked March 12, 2021

planking

The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle

King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."

by Mandernaught June 07, 2011

plank

Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).

Dude, you won't plank that police car!

by Planking Professional July 09, 2011

Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

by Git Law October 02, 2011

planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 08, 2011

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 09, 2011

Planking

When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.

Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.

by Myagooshki September 11, 2011