Voldemort 

While doing doggy style and the her anus is exposed, take the index finger of your right hand and insert it into her anus and while bearing your weight down on her scream, "I CAN TOUCH YOU NOWWW"

Jane : "I think my boyfriend is a Harry Potter fan"

Jessica : "Why do you think so?"

Jane : "Last night my boyfriend voldemorted me"

Voldemort by Thesneakyfinger March 3, 2018

voldemort 

you like harry potter like me yay

voldemort

voldemort by WhatToPut-? September 8, 2021

voldemort 

The greatest villain of all time. Lord Voldemort also seen in Harry Potter. Also a good wizard rock band.

Guy: voldemort is the best.
Girl he sucks.
Voldemort:avada kedavra!!!

voldemort by juggalo1533 February 18, 2009

Voldemort 

A seriously mental dude who happens to like torturing and killing little children. Likes to make harry potter unomfortable with suggestive script lines and giggles about it later,yet still wishes he could have GAYMANSEX with said emo kid.

Harry Potter: "Holy SHIT! Sirius just pulled a Voldemort on me! That was NOT his wand in his pocket!"

Voldemort by boredashellwhoomgiMUSTbedrunk August 7, 2008

Voldemort 

a fake person - two-faced - exactly like He-who-must-not-be-named himself.

"She's such a Voldemort. Bitch."

or

"Fucking Voldemort!!"

Voldemort by a9k1 May 18, 2010

Voldemort 

Richard Ireland is Lord Voldemort.

"Dude look at him, he totally looks like Lord Voldemort!"

Voldemort by Bemby January 3, 2008

Voldemort 

A villain whose primary goal is to kill children, but still for some reason or another fails to succeed.

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" -a Voldemort

Voldemort by TheLordoftheDance March 10, 2009