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The Matrix 

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.
"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"
The Matrix by Maximus April 10, 2004

The Matrix 

Cool program that allows you to load stuff into your brain really fast.
Shit!? I know tai-kwan-do!
The Matrix by Mr. Andersson. November 15, 2003

the matrix 

1. A hugely overrated film, with two sequels that even the die-hards couldn't love - even if they did when they watched the trailer.

2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.

3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.
the matrix by OD Smith February 16, 2005

The Matrix 

A guy on the G4 forums who is banned a lot. He also does stuff some times.
"DILLIGAF?" - The Matrix
The Matrix by The Thief March 3, 2004

the matrix 

A movie trilogy in which the quality progressively sucks.
Dude...the first one rocked...but the other two, like, sucked.
the matrix by Bob the Builder November 15, 2003

The Matrix 

Bloated, pretentious and ultimately vacuous vehicle for special effects and product placement.
I just saw the Matrix. Now I'm 2 and a half hours older.
The Matrix by dirtyarse November 13, 2003