the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole
on the birthday card i gave to my brother:
"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"
"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"
by Kitteh April 29, 2005
An insult in regards to a guy who has a rather small genitalia and tends to prematurely ejaculate after 2 to 5 minutes while penetrating
"-Dude, that chick I did yesterday laughed at me for having a small dick and shooting my load too fast!
-That's what you get for being a tampon..."
-That's what you get for being a tampon..."
by Dismantled March 25, 2007
by Cotton.Saturn July 20, 2021
by livelifeontop August 20, 2015
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by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019
A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.
Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.
Last seen taking stock of himself.
Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.
NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.
Last seen taking stock of himself.
Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.
NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"
"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"
"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"
"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
by Betterthanyou2012 December 13, 2012