Shakespeare

Something your English teacher forced you to learn about

Brush, Shakespeares like 500 years old, why do we need to earn about him???

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

Shakespearring

A single earring sported in tribute to the famed playwright.

My Shakespeare professor wears a gold Shakespearring.

by Nacho Treadwheels March 10, 2009

Shakespeare

Really old guy with a whole crap-load of plays that he may or may not have actually written. Some of his stuff is good, some not so good, but all of it over-analysized by english teachers around the globe. Like all really old guys from the Renaissance, he kind of looks like blood hound that got thrown into a blender with a bunch of lace doilies.

What was Shakespeare thinking when he wrote "Romeo and Juliet"?

by zombie_fools April 10, 2008

Shakespeare

The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians.

Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.

by Christopher Henderson January 18, 2009

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!

Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson

by william the wallace March 15, 2006

Shakespear

A spear that shakes. What else does it mean, you stupid fuck?

Look at my shakespear, it's trembling with fear

by Dynaeras June 20, 2014