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A method of understanding the natural world through observation and experimentation.

Despite many claims to the contrary, it is not immune to a priori assumptions or worship.
Killing Kittens: Gee Mr. Science, what have we learned today?

Mr. Science: Well David, we've learned that Broca's methods of measuring the skulls of various races has proven the inherent superiority of the average white male.

KK: But didn't he purposefully select younger female skulls to get a lower mean for different ethnic groups?

Mr. S: Now David, he was a highly trained professional. Don't let your political correctness get in the way of scientific fact. It's wishful thinking, and a bit too idealistic of you.

KK: But . . . isn't it true that cranial capacity doesn't have anything to do with intelligence . . . at least not as much as brain size in proportion to body size? And that women are simply proportionately smaller on average than most men?

Mr. S: Only seemingly, David. Be casreful not to draw your conclusions from biased sources.

KK: Thanks Mr. Science!
science by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004
the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behaviour of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment.
Science is great
Science by Prof. Venios December 20, 2014
if i blow hooo cold air come out if i blow haaa hot air come out, science.
how science work. boy: haaa on hand to warm
girl: hooo on hand to cool up because shes a cold blooded bitch
science by thelowkeyfox1 July 7, 2018
The totally coolest subjects ever know to our school, how can you not like it it rules!!!!!!(if u think im mad you're right and chek raz or rachel b.and chek my entries you'll see
wow raz sure luuurves science the mad freeeeak
Science by Raz March 28, 2005
that missile was his science.
Science by Chowfan words February 24, 2008