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When I see my girl, I am as hard as a missile.
by Denzel Caldwell March 11, 2005
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In downtown baltimore, a missile is most commonly an awesome bag of raw heroin. If it's of a good quality and there's a good amount, then it's a missile. This term is also used to refer to other drugs, but mainly heroin. In the last year or so it has seen repeated use as a replacement for "the bomb". In this context it can be used to describe anything of an exceedingly high quality.

I once was buying a bag of weed and had it broken down for me by a native. I commented the bag was a bit small, and he replied to me, and I quote:
"don't even worry about the size, baby, it's a <i>missile</i>"

I asked him what that meant and he told me it was like the bomb, except it gets shot straight into your nose/lungs/veins.

A nuclear missile is better than a regular missile.
That dope I got from Jimmy The Hat was a fucking missile, I shot up yesterday and I'm still fucking wasted!
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a weapon i wish i had to shoot my school
i will shove a missile up the principle's ass
by Dan shithead November 29, 2003
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A well-formed, well-timed bowel movement.
"I'll have room for dinner after I fire off a missile."
by Popehat May 25, 2006
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Anything that is really really good looking or tasty.
After B.Y. mixed his Crystal light water pack into his bottle and took a swig he said, " Man that was a missile, Cuz."
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Verb. To rapidly move or weave through traffic in a high performance vehicle. To drive faster than the speed limit in an urban environment, endangering others. Also Sidewinding.
I missiled through these fools like a Sidewinder. Missiling around in my pimped up Honda.
by Phoenixflamme September 13, 2006
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