LPS

Levatating Penis Syndrome, when in a car or while high and one feels their penis "levatating" up and down, usualy stimulating a tingling sensation.

Whoa, I contracted LPS from that hill in the road!

by ph0o BHS Tennis December 2, 2010

Local Paki Shop - Refers to a corner shop ran by a Middle Eastern family or person.

- I need a drink man!

- The LPS is Round the corner, go there.

by Dude Man 123 April 6, 2009

lp

Loss Prevention. The person hired by stores to look for people who might be shoplifting.

Work is boring. Did you see the lady the LP was chasing?

by Camo-Kun August 28, 2003

Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.

I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.

by gjkgjkg April 20, 2008

LPS (Le Parti Stupide) THE STUPID PARTY. LPS is a commonly used name for the GOP , especially its Fox News faction .

I can't believe the LPS is 50% Birther

by Goodtwitty September 1, 2015

little person. the CORRECT slang, instead of...midget.

by Katee February 6, 2004

gary "look at that girl, she has major lp."
lucas "you're right! i totally see that!"

by iamaking July 19, 2010