14 definitions by Fernando

monster mash

When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.

Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.

by Fernando November 16, 2004

nada

it means nothing in most languages derived from latin

a: what's new?
b: nada...

by Fernando January 27, 2004

shites

british slang for shit

Oh shites!!!What was that for?!?

by Fernando November 23, 2004

Bonikis

money, dollar bill.

Hey, let me borrow 10 bonikis.

by Fernando May 29, 2004

Sixty-Eight

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

by Fernando November 4, 2005

Safety-deposit box

a synonym for vagina.

"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."

by Fernando September 17, 2004

beaver cheese

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.

I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!

by Fernando January 17, 2004