by notnamedjoseph June 13, 2009

A sexy Italian man. They are always short and talk strictly with their hands. Usually steal things from people, such as mints and pasta. Can be traced back to 1930-1940s Germany and Italy. Usually has a flow of hair in the front and wears a hoodie 24-7. Usually shouts randomly when he has something to say.
Sexy Beast: "Yo! Have you seen Joseph anywhere?"
Beast: "I think I heard him in the mint jar."
Sexy Beast: "I'll go look. I could recognize his hand language anywhere."
Beast: "I think I heard him in the mint jar."
Sexy Beast: "I'll go look. I could recognize his hand language anywhere."
by Shaquarion Bartholomew Jaquis April 29, 2022

the hottest fuking dude EVER!!!! wont ever take your shyet
and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK!!!! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS!!!!!!
and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK!!!! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS!!!!!!
by the john ;) July 13, 2009

Joseph is badass. normally a thug from cali.no matter how much a jerk he is everybody still loves him. he also has a huge cock and kicks ass at anything he does
Joseph is so amazing!
by yaboijoe September 29, 2013

A goofy,loving,caring,and sensitive guy! Joseph's are sexy. They always put there girlfriend and friends first over there needs and are good at keeping secrets.
Joseph is so cool!
by changedman October 01, 2013

That guy you want to be when you grow up. The idol of all men and kids. He is the strongest person you will ever meet. Has a knack for thinking outside the box and is very creative a wonderful father and is fit for a Latisha. Is loving and caring and wants you to do your best. Very successful
by chee2e burger March 03, 2015

Joseph, what a incredible person. There's something about him that drives you crazy, from his eyes his hair and his full lips he can make a girl fall head over heels.
There's no mistaking it, he's a nerd but a cute one if anything. His smile can make you stop dead in your tracks and stare, he is incredibly smart, hot, and kind. He will take time to listen to you because he knows he's not good with advice, if you ever need to talk to him, he will be there to listen.
He denys it but its a well known fact to any girl that knows him, he is sexy. His low voice and genuine laugh is enough to make your heart beat out of your chest, he truly is amazing.
There's no mistaking it, he's a nerd but a cute one if anything. His smile can make you stop dead in your tracks and stare, he is incredibly smart, hot, and kind. He will take time to listen to you because he knows he's not good with advice, if you ever need to talk to him, he will be there to listen.
He denys it but its a well known fact to any girl that knows him, he is sexy. His low voice and genuine laugh is enough to make your heart beat out of your chest, he truly is amazing.
by Shorty ):( April 16, 2017
