Another word that is used to denote when you are good at something. It is also used as a substitute for the words expertise or forte. (sidenote: college basketball junkies will realize the connection between this word and a former Carloina star and flash in the pan NBA player)(the more you use this word in context, the more it grows on you, the cooler it sounds)
Bob's really great at picking winners in college basketball. It's his joseph. His girlfriend can really cook. Cooking is her joseph.
#epertise #forte #skilled area #strength #hobby
by Aaron N. Fortier March 26, 2007
(v.): To brush off someone as stupid or ignorant within 10 seconds of meeting them; to naturally assume something with little or no evidence.
Dude, he totally josephed me last night.
Don't be josephing me like that.

I'm josephing you, you fat little fuck.
#joseph #laguardia #violin #columbia #math #stupid
by Awesome bass guy June 30, 2014
Most Josephs are classified as “slowpokes”, “slowbros”, or “slowkings”, because they tend to be arbitrarily slower than others. Now, don’t get me wrong Josephs aren't the worst guys in the world, but they do tend to boast about having large dicks when in fact they are either average or below average in size. Josephs tend to have dark colored hair and eyes, most wear glasses or contacts, they’re usually tall and skinny, but every once and a while a burly one may arise.

Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be passionate and ambitious, but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.

In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they make up for with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first he’ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily he’ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.
"He is as slow as a Joesph" or "Wow, he is as passionate as a Joseph".
#joe #passion #slowpoke #joey #slow #boastful #dick #glasses #friend
by Behind_Sapphire_Eyes January 30, 2015
bitter cold; the onset of cold weather the likes of which is rarely seen from other entities, such as Warm
Brrrr, did you feel that? It's April but Joseph is still out there...somewhere...
#cold #chilly #warm #schlurt #snowblitzer
by The Wiff March 12, 2007
Jesus father,The Original pimp,the dude who pimped out his wife to God so Jesus could be born or he himself started a ruhmor saying god knocked her up when he himself did it (plottwist)#thuglife
Hi my name is joseph, it is very nice to meet you.
#joseph #josephs #jossef #josep #josephd
by Jesus pops, the original pimp September 23, 2015
A born leader who is built to win and is the sexiest man who withholds the most important values in a man
Oh my Gosh, this handsome man is a Joseph!
by HSFWWC December 17, 2015
The one person you blame for everything even if he isn't there.
1.can be used for no reason when something happens.
2.can be used to blame someone else to get out if something.
Student 1:Did you understand anything the teacher said? I don't like the way he teaches.
Student 2:Starts singing the way then says no I didnt .
Student 3:yeah I didn't either.
Student 4: yeah I actually did.
Teacher:your homework is 1-10.
Student 1: says to student 2 hey foo what's number one?
Student 2: Üm it's ....
Teacher:Hey don't be copying do your own work.
Student 1: Throws a brick at the window and says uhhhh ohhh Nooooo oh come on JOSEPH!
by MoonlightKing May 07, 2016
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