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(v.): To brush off someone as stupid or ignorant within 10 seconds of meeting them; to naturally assume something with little or no evidence.
Dude, he totally josephed me last night.
Don't be josephing me like that.

I'm josephing you, you fat little fuck.
by Awesome bass guy June 30, 2014
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Someone who is going to lose their shit if people from nesh keep putting this stupid shit on their stories
Joseph slapped him for being gay and putting that shit on his story
by JosephCan'tHandleAnymore December 12, 2016
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Joseph is a guy who never gives up, he is passionate about something and when he makes promise to someone he will do it no matter what it is even if the odds are against him, he will fight till the end until he stops breathing
Wow Joseph never quits he is really a fighter
by @Pple213 March 17, 2017
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Joseph is a big faggt
Who ever has the time to make these definitions are Joseph's
by Jo is a fag March 20, 2017
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That guy you want to be when you grow up. The idol of all men and kids. He is the strongest person you will ever meet. Has a knack for thinking outside the box and is very creative a wonderful father and is fit for a Latisha. Is loving and caring and wants you to do your best. Very successful
That guy is my idol my Joseph
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Another word that is used to denote when you are good at something. It is also used as a substitute for the words expertise or forte. (sidenote: college basketball junkies will realize the connection between this word and a former Carloina star and flash in the pan NBA player)(the more you use this word in context, the more it grows on you, the cooler it sounds)
Bob's really great at picking winners in college basketball. It's his joseph. His girlfriend can really cook. Cooking is her joseph.
by Aaron N. Fortier March 26, 2007
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when some has a big nose and ears like an elephant but they're actually human
bro 1: wow look at that Joseph over there

bro 2: Jesus Christ his nose is huge

bro 3: with the size of those ears he could probably hear us talking shit about him half way around the world
by Shadow_Chronix March 08, 2017
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