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Hardware store treatment 

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

Hardware Store 

A store that is usually owned by a family that depends on suppliers such as Orgill, Midwest fasteners, to sell merchandise they usually sell Hand Tools, Weed Eaters, Nuts and Bolts, Pex tubing, PVC Pipe, Brass Fittings, Electrical Supplies, Water Hoses, Paint. Some rural small town Mom and Pop Hardware Stores will Sell Small Engine Parts, Fishing rods, Night Crawlers Knives.
Some have services such as Small Engine and Power Equipment Repair, Cutting Keys, Filling Propane Cylinders,

And tasks by employees are Sweeping Floors Organizing Nuts and Bolts, Assembling Mail Boxes, Cutting Keys, Helping Customers, Stocking Shelves, Assembling Wheel Barrows. Some sell major brands like Echo Outdoor Power Equipment, Cub Cadet, Dewalt, Midwest Fasteners, Eveready Batteries, Exmark Mowers, GE lightbulbs, Victorinox, Kohler products such as their Engines and Faucets, Sabic Lexan, Black And Decker, Shark Bite fittings, Yella-Wood, Kwickset and Master lock. Customer service is usually better at mom and pop hardware stores. And Employees are generally treated better than at large corporate retailers like Lowe's or Home Depot. Customers Prefer Hardware Stores Over Larger Big Box Stores. And some have hard to find items.
" Always Support Your Local Family ran Hardware Stores!"
Hardware Store by Will700 December 21, 2023

Hardware Ban 

Bans an Entire Device from Having Access Usually by Blocking the Specific Components such as the MAC Address, CPU ID, Hard Drive Serial Number, etc.

Hardware Bans are Used to Target Specific People who are Constantly Breaking Rules and Evading Account Bans, Rather than just Banning the Entire IP Address.
"Why is Dennis Not Getting On?" -Person 1

"Didnt You Hear? Activision Hardware Banned his Dumbass. XD" -Person 2

"Damn. Well R.I.P." -Person 1
Hardware Ban by LexionPlayz July 25, 2024

packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.
When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.
packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

Ace Hardware

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.
Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.