coleman

someone with an insanely large willy who enjoys wearing their shades when it isnt even sunny

supp coleman
'i need a poo'
nice
'ive got a boner'

by mimi0606 February 23, 2009

The Coleman

Some say The Coleman is The Shit. Others say he is greater than God. I say Chuck Norris ain't got shit on him.

And The Lord came down unto us and he did say... This show shall rock. And i said it shall for I AM THE COLEMAN

by PhoneyTenton September 2, 2008

a sweet guy at first but as time goes on you actually wanna fucking kill him because he's the biggest asswipe ever

don't get to close that Coleman kid will break your heart

by Mike wasoutski February 7, 2019

A fact/statement that you swear is true when it is undoubtedly false.

A: "Bagels aren't good"
B: "dudes that's just a colemanism"

by grizzman69 August 6, 2019

Someone who snaps a turd clean in half, hence making 2 smaller turds.

Damn! Ralph is one good coleman! He makes Titanics into dingys!

some weeb faggot who loves black cocks and anime tiddies

fuckig coleman

by fgq7p9wuilkjawrfc November 30, 2017

Your friend who still has his foreskin dangling.

He was about to get head from this broad but then she found out he had a coleman