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A woke friend that is so annoying that their own friends have the desire to strangle them, but instead they secretly roll their eyes. This person is woke to such an extreme that you cannot even joke or have hang out with them.
Susan wants to invite all over her friends to her house warming party, but she is hesitant to invite June because she is a choke and will even choke the mood of the party.
Choke by theelephant_intheroom April 30, 2022
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Choke by J Man October 17, 2003
Aye can i choke some money off you
Choke by Bocifff July 7, 2010
1. Cherry Coke

2. New York Yankees

3. The official soft drink of the New York Yankees

4. When you fuck up so bad that the only way to redeem yourself is to go into hiding. Or suicide, but choose the first one. Please.
1. Guy: What you want?
Buddy: Gimme a Choke.

2. Yankees

3. Works every time

4. Uno: Fuck man...I got a 27 on my Pre-Al test.
Dos: Way to choke.
choke by zomgwtflolbbq May 17, 2007
1) Fran choked on that test; every time I looked over she was sitting there chewing on her eraser. She couldn't have done well.

2) Donald choked Ricky to death after finding out that Ricky had informed the police of Donald's illegal imports.
Choke by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
the high pitch crazy scream you hear from emo/screamo bands.
man buddy can sing AND choke too! thats crazy.
choke by StellarDoor September 11, 2006