An evil mutated siamese twin that was growing out of your torso and was surgically removed when you were 12 and know lives in a picnic basket and sneaks out at night to murder your girlfriends
Oh shit, have you seen Bilal? The basket's empty!
by robin graves February 21, 2004
Get the bilal mug.
The act of running naked through a feild while holding a slimy hotdog.
Person 1: "Wanna go Bilal later?"
Person 2: "Ew no wtf is wrong with you stay tf away from me you goddam retarted soft penis garbage person."
by xdcwfvegt4hyj May 18, 2022
Get the Bilal mug.
Bilal is a neek who appears offline on PS4 and makes private parties only inviting his gay friends the party. He also thinks he also says words to make him sound hard when he goes to a private school.
Mark: “did you get any wins with bilal on fortnite last night”
Josh: “nah he was appearing offline.”
Or
Bilal: “your peng still” *not knowing what peng means only hearing other people say it*
Josh: “why u chatting to girls like that u go to a fucking private school”
Bilal: “shup blud or I’ll stab you, safe.”
by Neeksfc February 11, 2018
Get the Bilal mug.
a very shy boy who will love one girl forever. Bilal is ambitious, and he aspires to be a doctor. He is a very good person to be around. Loves playing Cricket and is Fun,caring,loving,responsible,sensitive,humorous, goofy hes one of the best people You'll probably come across in your life.
Friend 1: Yesterday, I sat beside Bilal. He really has a very good sense of humor.

Friend 2: I heard he scored very well in his SAT'S
by Remolded dockers October 23, 2022
Get the bilal mug.
1.a giant three headed monster that magically goes to ducks games with their teacher and paints his chest green and acts like a total moron. Although he might not be acting.;
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah..nate
2.An evil mutated siamese twin that was growing out of your torso and was surgically removed when you were 12 and know lives in a picnic basket and sneaks out at night to murder your girlfriends
nate is a bilal
by Jordan your laver is here April 21, 2004
Get the bilal mug.
One who shakes uncontrollably
That old geezer's such a Bilal!
by Bri + Jackie February 19, 2003
Get the Bilal mug.