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Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!
"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."
by killerqueen May 06, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.
OMG, Allison, I totally gave Erik a picnic basket last night!
by alllisson August 01, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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noun: a sexual activity where random objects are placed in a person's butt.
Bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. So I looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.
by The Original Wilvis July 10, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.
I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
by laszlomann July 30, 2014
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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