BAF 

The opposite of BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker).

Stands for "Boring As Fuck"

Steve: Hey man! Did you like that porno I lent you?
Kyle: No man, It was totally BAF! Could barely get my dick up.

Lyla: I nearly fell asleep that class..
Cindy: I know. Our bio teacher is a total BAF kinda guy.

BAF by musicmonster6 February 15, 2010

BAF 

Baked as fuck.

I went over Jimmy's and we were totally BAF. I had the munchies like a bitch.

BAF by MandyL February 23, 2009

BAF 

Beat As Fuck

-Did you see that girl?
-Which one?
-The BAF one.
-Oh shit, what a BAF!

BAF by cal2009 June 17, 2009

Baf 

Noun: Slightly erect penis which tends to last a substantial amount of time.

Dude, is it okay to get a baf when you see a hot transgender?

Baf by Bendsomemetal May 26, 2018

baf 

1. The act of soaking or cleansing the body with water and soap.

If someone were to say...Hey Some'um smells in here!!!

Answer: No! it's not me I took me a Baf!

baf by JagDaug January 27, 2005

baf 

BAF is bitchin ass female, CS professionals, it's my word get that barney outa here.

Cuhwiss and dee are BAFS! or IMB i'm beaner remember?

baf by deebabyyy December 3, 2007

BAF 

adj., black as fuck. When a person's complexion is extremely dark or exerts the characteristics of a very black person. Not meant in offensive terms.

"I couldn't even see Shawn last night!"-person 1
"Yeah, I know. He's BAF." person 2

BAF by scrimtax February 4, 2009