trip puke

When you're going to go to do something or talk to someone but you accidentally trip then vomit quickly after. Occasionally happens if you're going to go told with your crush

Jim was going to go talk to Sally he completely trip puked and embarrassed himself!

by Betty whites left nipple February 15, 2016

avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning

This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.

by JambaJay April 3, 2020

Frat Puked

When you puke at a party and blame it on someone else.

When you puke at a party and blame it on imaginary people that just so happened to have the same dinner as you that evening.

These guys came in here and Frat Puked sushi all over the floor!

by cwill118 April 7, 2016

Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.

Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.

by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017

Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Spark puke

Unflattering name for an arrogant electrian.

Those spark pukes really think they're something.

by Horse cock 77 May 6, 2022