PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
Hey bae, you are strong enough. Please don’t give up and just keep going and keep going! You are almost there, bae! It’s okay to fail. It’s okay to make mistake. This is the process for you to achieve what you want. Trust me, you are almost there. In the end, you will rest and be satisfied with the achievements you have achieved. Just keep going and make yourself proud. Fighting!!!
by Cokooknut December 4, 2021
black friend using my car so I’m home paranoid and stressed that he will be arrested or fuck my car up
No one can feel what i am feeling this days, i just need to be a confident person like all the boys in my age, I hope i be good in future
Stressed
by green road March 2, 2018
while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help
by adenHo August 28, 2022
Valentina is the definition of stress.
by Dumb as bread November 13, 2017