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A funny person who is vengeful and will give wrath when needed. A great friend but a horrible enemy.
That Valentina will take revenge let me tell you. Last time I woke up in a bed of snakes.
by FlickerFlame123 January 16, 2016
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A beautiful girl that is in love. She loves music and enjoys having a little dance party.
Omg!!! That valentina must be in love.
by Valentina January 06, 2015
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1. Bad-ass sexy pimptress.

2. A person or object of uncontrollable beauty.

3. A female who has an explosive amount of sexual appeal.
"Damn, that valentina has a sexy ass."
by gettytr January 25, 2006
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A female of uncontrollable beauty. Every person wants a Valentina in their life. She can be defined as beautiful and bad-ass. Never mess with a Valentina's boyfriend there can be a huge problem. A Valentina would have beautiful long hair, big eyes, and a nice ass.She is great in bed and will produce the best sex you will ever have. Valentina can be found dating someone with the following names: Jake, Mike, Andy, Chris, Logan, Jason, and Michael. She can be a well known comedian and will make many laughs. But be careful because Valentina can and will phisically hurt you if you mess with her loved ones. She loves her friends much more than her family and can be defined as left out and lonely when near her family. She never feels approved by her family and will always refer to her friends as her real family. Valentina needs affection If your her boyfriend then show her lots of love. She wants to be hugged and kissed.. So go ahead dont be afraid she wants it as much as you do. IF YOUR NOT HER BOYFRIEND DONT FLIRT. She can be known as a undertale fan. If you want to get with a Valentina.. make sure she isnt in a relationship and remember the way to a Valentina's heart is art. Suprise her with a cute text from time to time and ask her if shes okay... A Valentina can be shy once it comes to relationships she will hug you but wont go further until you make the first move. And like i said dont be afraid to make the first move you wont regret it :).
"Valentina is the sweetest, most

beautiful, female i've ever met, i would hook you up with her but... Her boyfriend Jake will kill you!"
by Justine_Gurl November 19, 2016
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is the most amazing and beautiful person you will ever meet.
everyone is looking at that beautiful girl, she looks like a valentina.
by caro.000001 December 14, 2016
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Amazing,beautiful,perfect and mean girl.bad girl and sexy
Valentina Have a really nice but
by A.girl.living.in.neverland December 22, 2014
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1. adj
A woman that uses men for her own purposes making them think that they have some sort of relationship with her, and dumps them when they become useless.

2. n
A very popular mexican hot sauce.
1. She used me to get her homework done and then when I told her that I felt something for her she dumped me like a Valentina.

2. Woa! This Valentina sauce is so hot!! Bring me the extinguisher!!
by someone in the otherside July 23, 2006
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