When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”
by Breezewardlycos November 6, 2021
When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
by Furter October 11, 2020
by IsItNeilWithAK February 22, 2016
by Jirood July 29, 2017
Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.
by JBeasty February 7, 2013
A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.
Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"
by Mausie August 21, 2015
1. legendary member whos name is brilliant for getting out of tight spots
2. Cropperdile - he bites beware
2. Cropperdile - he bites beware
by Cropper June 19, 2003