A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.
Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*
by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019
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A handsome and gentle boy who just loves to see people smile he loves people who understands him the most.
by Kiroha May 14, 2023
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A emo who sweats doing everything
Person 1-Bro I finished the dishes in 5 minutes!

Person 2- You're such a lance
by Lakshan July 23, 2019
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Lance is a Norwegian name that is mostly upper class, Lance is known as a lord. Can be harsh and can often be a name that appears in court. Over all Lance is an upper class elegant name.
Salutations! Sir Lance! I have brought in another client!”
by Lord Fitzgerald October 21, 2019
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A guy who acts straight but blows his gay emo boyfirends back out
by IamLust September 9, 2021
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Often referred to as Lancelot, this man has an incredible sharp jaw, a incredibly low tolerance for the yeastful beverages and gets no bitches 💪
Wallace : Lance
Lance : ok
by OkIPullUpCappy June 2, 2022
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A nigga with a fat ass booty. Its thick and juicy. Its like a marshamallow after you microwave it. Make you grip it and not let go. When ge run it jiggle uncontrollably. It look great in jeans.
Lance is right there

You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass

Big booty judy ass nigga
by Lilgrove April 15, 2021
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