zoid 

(Zoid)
1.The slang term for "white person", derived from the word "Caucasoid".

2.A derogatory term used to describe a know it all/uppity (white) person, usually a racist (white).

The zoids would like to humanity owes them something.

zoid by SomedudeinJeans March 13, 2008

zoid 

Another slang word commonly used to refer to a female, can be an individual or a group.

1) Check out that pack of zoids over there
2) That is a pretty nice zoid

zoid by bukkake fashions February 24, 2009

Zoid 

One who is of low interlect.

I couldn't believe how much of a Zoid he was.

Zoid by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003

Zoid 

a cigarette, typically a Camel Wide due to it's size

Hey, can I get a zoid?

Dude, I am zoidless.

Zoid by Destado1 February 28, 2010

zoid 

A Warforged wizard/fighter/rogue in the Dungeons and Dragons campaign realm of Eberron. Zoid can be found on the Sarlona server in Dungeons and Dragons Online.

"Zoid prepared to cast magic missle into the darkness."

zoid by Darcy Klyne May 11, 2008

zoid 

Zoids are demonoid minions of lucifer!

The zoid will give your as a pounding!

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zoid by Itputsthelotiononitskin October 27, 2003

Zoid 

Someone who is a total tripper. Usually on marijuana, acid , shrooms or cactus. Hardly washes, never wears shoes, doesn't brush teeth and doesn't believe in wearing deodorant.

Hippy with paranoid delusions and mental issues.

K: Bro, did you shower this month?
G: Nah bro, just washed me hands with Solvo
K: You reek, you're such a Zoid.

M: wanna try this cactus I grew? You can totally astral travel through the omniverse.
R: OMG, what a Zoid....

F: Can't pay rent this week bro. Had to pay back my tick. I'm gonna do some art now and think about government conspiracies.
L: FFS, stop being such a Zoid and give me the rent money!

Zoid by TheOneWhoGotAway February 26, 2017