5 definitions by TheOneWhoGotAway

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Zam
Something a noob would do in a game which is incredibly dumb.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective. Past tense "Zammed" and Verb "Zamming" also acceptable to use.
"Did you forget to train your army before war? That's so Zam!"

"Why did that idiot just put a lightning spell on the grass?! Totally Zammed the attack."

"That kids got no clue how to play. He's just zamming it".
by TheOneWhoGotAway February 26, 2017

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An internet predator seeking 'friendship' with young boys on APP games. Pretends to be 20 when he is really closer to 70.
"I used to play Clash of Clans but there was a Zambuck there trying to be besties with 12 year olds so I quit"
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Term of affection or endearment for ones girlfriend pertaining to the fact that they have an extremely good-looking vagina.
"You really turn me on, sexymuff"

"I love you sexymuff, I can't wait to get balls deep in you"

"You've got such a sexy muff, Sexymuff"

"I can't wait to eat you, sexymuff"
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Sloppy spray faeces/excrement that spurts all over the toilet bowl.
Check out that huge spurta I just did in the toilet bowl.

It was turtlenecking in and out of my bumhole but when I pushed hard it ended up being a spurta.

I was angry at my girlfriend so I left her a huge spurta this morning to clean up before she can do a morning wee.
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Someone who is a total tripper. Usually on marijuana, acid , shrooms or cactus. Hardly washes, never wears shoes, doesn't brush teeth and doesn't believe in wearing deodorant.

Hippy with paranoid delusions and mental issues.
K: Bro, did you shower this month?
G: Nah bro, just washed me hands with Solvo
K: You reek, you're such a Zoid.

M: wanna try this cactus I grew? You can totally astral travel through the omniverse.
R: OMG, what a Zoid....

F: Can't pay rent this week bro. Had to pay back my tick. I'm gonna do some art now and think about government conspiracies.
L: FFS, stop being such a Zoid and give me the rent money!
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