Donks

1). A foolish act
2). An unwanted object or event

Ex:
Oh, I heard that Layla rejected Jackson.... that's donks!
Trystin didn't want to come to school because he said it was Donks.
Person 1- Hey I bought you a new car!
Person 2- I dont want your old ass car. Its donks!

by ThatsDonks May 3, 2019

donk

(n) a huge shit, sometimes big enough to clog a toilet

Bro, I just dropped a donk in your bathroom so you may want to stay out of there for the next few days.

by Jonkey May 2, 2008

Donked

Also "donked up", Something is donked if it has been destroyed, damaged beyond repair, made moot, "totaled" in the context of automobiles, etc. If someone "donked it up", they messed up/screwed up/were responsible for the thing having become/having been donked. Originally from the tv program Adventure Time, which is known for its original internal slang.

Finn, you donked up my photos!

by BriftBlue April 15, 2018

Donk

An exhilarating sport invented at Orientation camp by 4 brave and daring men.

I just whooped your ass at donk, biatch

by donkfounder September 6, 2017

Donk

a reindeer for retards

why is there a donk on this xmas ball?

by retard December 12, 2003

Donk

Another word for taking a poop

Man I gotta take a donk!

by Seans sweaty taint November 7, 2003

Donk

When smoking marijuana out of a bong, and you take a HUGE hit and clear the chamber.

Damn dude! That was a donk hit!!!!

Try to donk it man.

by Oliviarrgghhh March 5, 2010