Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.
Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?
The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding
Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?
The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.
The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding
Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?
The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.
by CommanderFatManPants July 24, 2010
A scotch egg.
by Therealdiz March 26, 2022
A fat overweight man who's mad at the world and suffer from asperger's syndrome and hair loss. A grotesque sight to behold and angry at everyone around them including their own mother whom they make life a living hell for.
by swims9 July 11, 2008
The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,
Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.
Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.
(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,
(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.
(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.
by Jon Himself March 14, 2003
by bad2tone2 September 11, 2003
this is a fat man who has at least twelve layers of fat don't tell him but his feet are the size of an elephants hoof the fat twatty when bard the fat man enters a car he goes "I'm in my mums car brumm snap" the only reason the car breaks because he is so fat another fact about fat man brad is he is extremely scared of dogs the fat fuckckckckck
oh look the brad the fat man if running from another dog because the dog wants to bit his p1 pecker off
by ozzytoe October 12, 2018