A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires the most work of all sports. Swimming is a sport and requires much physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least on a high school level. Certain college and level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its requirements of spectacular strenth.
Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: Dude! Ill
mess you up, i have more upper body strenth in my middlefinger that u do ever just because i swimming
by Billy 5631963219639123691 January 18, 2006
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The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.
Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.
by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005
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sport that sounds sexual when talking about it. usually swimmers are best at sex (duh!)
about diving: throw yourself into it!

about backstroke starts: go under, give it four or five good hard thrusts, and then extend out ouf the water as hard as you can!
by genna January 25, 2005
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One of the very best ways to work your whole body, whether for your heart, to lose weight, correct your back and posture, increase libido, or to develop lean muscle and lung volume.

The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.
Runner: I feel so violated, what about you?
Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself.
Runner: I feel so violated.
by madmaxxx March 23, 2005
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Swimming is a water sport that is incredibly good for you, and you will most likely become buff if you are a male. (Experience: I am a swimmer) Swimming is a very demanding sport that generally requires 5-6 days of afternoon training per week, and sometimes you will have morning practices as well/instead.
Swimming is one of the best sports for you because you can do it till you are almost dead.
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going hard. making the boys proud. diving into the deep end not caring about a single consequence.
“Dude did you see Matteo at the club yesterday?”
“Hell yeah. dude wasn’t holding back. he was totally swimming”
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Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.
1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1

T3h_N00b: 1337!!!11
by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac December 4, 2004
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