10 definitions by madmaxxx

Top Definition
On a forum, it is changing what another poster said in their own quote brackets and then writing 'fixed' below it. It started out as simply correcting another poster's errors, but now it's all about tweaking their quote to mock them.
Chris: "I like watching the Tour de France."
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.
by madmaxxx March 12, 2005
One of the very best ways to work your whole body, whether for your heart, to lose weight, correct your back and posture, increase libido, or to develop lean muscle and lung volume.

The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.
Runner: I feel so violated, what about you?
Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself.
Runner: I feel so violated.
by madmaxxx March 23, 2005
Nude pics a chick posts of herself in a forum. Often times if a hottie posts a regular pic, the other posters will keep asking for "nudes?" or "n00dz plz."
The pics thread was at the top with 300 users online. Some chick must have posted nudes.
by madmaxxx March 04, 2005
Full juicy tits. The kind that you could put your hand around to the tips of your fingers.
That girl's got some nice bazungas on her!
by madmaxxx March 26, 2005
I scratched your back so you have to scratch mine.
Bob: The ice chest is almost empty.
Dave: Go get some more then.
Bob: I did the beer run last time. Schoolyard rules.
Dave: Dammit.
by madmaxxx March 14, 2005
Put down. This is the correct slang definition of 'slag'. It's not to be confused with 'scag', which is another name for heroin or a slut trash bitch.
Rather than beating the shit out of his friend for slagging his girlfriend and calling her a scag, he bought some scag and shot up.
by madmaxxx February 15, 2005
Video Home System. A format that plays video on analog tape instead of the ones and zeros on DVDs, giving the picture a more saturated "film" look whereas on DVD the picture looks washed out with paler fleshtones and exaggerated highlights, but that's ok because it comes with hours of extras instead of the movie itself like a director setting up a shot and kissing Hollywood ass.
There will always be a place for VHS in porn.
by madmaxxx March 12, 2005

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