spork

a mutated spoon

sporks are an abominaition to the spoon alliance

by im not giving my name to a stupid machine May 22, 2007

spork

Verb Form : to be sporked
Taken from the NOUN sporkmeaning a hybrid fork and spoon. The verb form is used in the past tense to indicate a moment of complete indecision. A spork is the ultimate example of indecisiveness.

I asked him to make a reservation for the hotel, but he was so sporked about were to stay that I had to do it myself.

She was sporked about which car to buy. So she didn't buy anything.

by TonyD March 16, 2005

spork

1. A spoon and fork combined, to make the raddest utensil ever.

2. slang, means prep

1. Jeez, I need something that scoops and stabs...
Here! Try a Spork!

2. *prep walks by*
somerandom person: hey you stupid spork!

by chem*romance April 9, 2006

spork

A dangerous object that 2nd graders use.

OMG! The second graders invaded my classroom today, and attacked us with sporks! OUCH! I got my eye poked out!

by subwayfreak November 19, 2007

spork

A combonation between a spoon and a fork

Sporks are the greatest thing to mankind

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

spork

to spoon and to fork at the same time

If spoon is to cuddle and fork is to #*^%, than spork is the two combined,

by Mr.Spiral April 27, 2011

spork

A spork is a when your hair parts in the part of your bangs. Say you have a side sweep style of bangs, and then a gap forms making your side sweep look messy and flat.

you have a spork, would you like a brush?

by F@$H0 January 31, 2010